(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.
Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."
Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."
Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."
by Coquigamer December 28, 2005
Get the Bag of Hairmug. Also known as a 'fanny pack'.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
by loveboat March 26, 2007
Get the fag bagmug. Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning
by CrapperV October 26, 2008
Get the Ass Bagmug. As a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a "squirter". At the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic assault on the unwilling.
"I saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park I happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole."
by Herman Mung Stur February 25, 2009
Get the bag of squirtmug. by Thomas Robinson April 26, 2006
Get the bag slapmug. The girl who attempts to present herself as the "best" in every situation regardless of the circumstances. Furthermore, she does so in more than a flirty, but a down right slutty way. When this fails, she falls back on getting obliterated and sleeps with a random male.
by jjp5037 February 4, 2010
Get the Trash Bagmug. 1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.
4) a vaginal cleaner
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.
4) a vaginal cleaner
1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
by im da boss1030 January 3, 2010
Get the douche bagmug.