bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.

Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.

by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016

strawberry beard

Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.

by remyg November 3, 2011

Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.

Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.

by Notziad March 28, 2019

Yaks beard

When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard

"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"

by RionuJ March 2, 2017

Beard

A boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

by nurdygurl June 10, 2024

How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard

“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY”

by prollytd June 7, 2023

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018