(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 25, 2013
by bickCAC October 31, 2020
Stream more with this Comsol USB-C to Triple HDMI 4K Adapter.
by Officeworks May 21, 2022
When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.
Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
by Freggsmash May 15, 2019
When 3 Males have intercourse with their 3 dicks in the one butthole of another male or female, Then they Cum at once, And then one male fists the butthole scooping the Cum and licking it off the fist, then the other 2 males join in and lick the fist covered in cum.
by niggers with dicks April 19, 2016
You look like a triple woman
by diandra Beth September 15, 2019
A sexual act that includes anal sex where the penis causes the receiving anus to bleed. The penis then become saturated with blood and feces. The receiver then preforms oral sex on the saturated penis until it ejaculates. Therefore, a triple Sunday consists of three ingested ingredients : Blood, Feces, and Semen.
This act is more common among homosexual males than it is between during heterosexual intercourse.
This act is more common among homosexual males than it is between during heterosexual intercourse.
by John Kranz November 14, 2007