first smartphone generation

This slang term refers to the first generation of children to grow up with smartphones, who are commonly born between 2000 and 2040. Hence, this behavioral requirement to get more screen time from parents, is the strictest during this time span*.

*compared to any era prior of after

Being part of the first smartphone generation means I basically learned to walk with a tablet in one hand and a phone in the other—my parents were super strict about screen time, but it didn't stop me from gaming and scrolling all day!

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025

Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness

Best A“I” “Company”(Temu lemonade stand with Gertrude and Mark) in the world.

I just used the Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness website and it caused me to lose 69 sextillion brain cells from Gertrude.

by ACCMONKEY December 10, 2025

Generic

You are literally pretending to be me. Do you not know what the word means?

Hym "Yes. Generic. Like the RC cola of me."

by Hym Iam December 21, 2025

generational paradox

A phenomenon where young individuals from Gen Z feel prematurely aged or burdened by adult responsibilities at a relatively young age (e.g., 22), while older Millennials experience a sense of being "old" around the age of 35 due to societal pressures and expectations.

It's wild how the generational paradox hits hard; my younger sister is only 22 but talks about life like she's already nearing retirement, while my Millennial friends keep saying they feel young at 35.

by Emotional Cruiser December 24, 2025

General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.

The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

Generational Bottle

The act of missing out on something so bad its the worse of a generation.

'Tottenham hotspur completed the worst generational bottle of all time by losing the champions league final'

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Generational Lock

An epic level of focus and preparation so intense and legendary, it only surfaces once every few generations.

I'm engaging my generational lock to study 72 hours of material the night before my final exam, powered by espresso shots and zynachinos

by jj00nn April 25, 2024