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General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.
The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)
by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026
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Generational Dissonance

When something is loved by one generation and hated by another. It's usually a case of something being hated by boomers and loved by either millennials or zoomers.
"Oh, I love Rise of the TMNT! Donny is best Turtle! uwu"
"NO YOU IDIOT! THEY RUINED THE TURTLES WITH THAT SHOW. The 80s Cartoon and live action film are where it's at!"
"Ok boomer. Looks like we have a case of generational dissonance."
by Anon7650 August 31, 2023
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Harry Potter Generation

bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.
Millennial Cunt: “We are the Harry Potter Generation

Real person: “kys fatass”
by Swiftie198999 September 5, 2023
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General Lunacy

NOT the name of an Evil General but, rather, part to of out reasons to commit violence! Let's get it!

Let's go #2: Someone killed your dog. Come on. We've all seen John Wick. You know. And I know. That he is allowed now to kill. As many people as he wants. Don't you know? Dogs are more important than people. Killing one gives the owner a license to kill that DOES NOT expire.
This is it folks! We're down to the last one! I spoiled it in one of the previous posts but today we're making it official! #1: Molestation cover-up! You were molested. It was lame. But when the incident was brought to light it was covered up by the authorities of some kind of 'Abstract authority worshipping sex cult (i.e. "Society" that's literally what "society" means BY DEFINITION)' And THAT is ALSO lame. It's weak sauce and it isn't unreasonable to want to punish them. If not for their need to preserve their ability to invoke abstract authority (at all costs, up to and including molestation cover-up) you wouldn't be killing them. That sounds like their own damn fault to me! If 'Not letting the wrong people look bad' wasn't more important than truth and justice. You wouldn't be killing them. 10/10 probably a perfectly fine reason to kill.

So, there you have it. 10 reasons to go all John Wick on a place and/or institution. We had some good one's in their didn't. Dick Dawkins' favorite is General Lunacy. He loves it! Thanks for reading and don't forget to hit the like and subscribe. Don't forget to hit the little bell over there so you don't miss any of our notifications. And don't forget, give me one million dollars and Jennifer Lawrence or I'll take over the world A.I. death-bots and I will take her by force. Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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Generational Relay Race Fail

When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.
I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.
by MauCougar September 20, 2023
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Generational Bottle

The act of missing out on something so bad its the worse of a generation.
'Tottenham hotspur completed the worst generational bottle of all time by losing the champions league final'
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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Generational Lock

An epic level of focus and preparation so intense and legendary, it only surfaces once every few generations.
I'm engaging my generational lock to study 72 hours of material the night before my final exam, powered by espresso shots and zynachinos
by jj00nn April 25, 2024
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