second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

Second Life

An online platform where you can create your own virtual avatar and sharing it in the hopes of people adoring it with hearts, or get insulted for your fashion tastes.

Hey babe, check out my avatar on Second Life! What ya think?
Aw bestie you look so good xx

My new avatar 🤘🏻
Ew what is that u wearing? Ugly af
Mine is better than yours

by Esconis July 13, 2023

second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023

Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

Second cumming

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.

“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”

by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023