Copyright Police

a nerd who tells you to stop pirating or using pirated content

person 1: i watch movies i downloaded off a torrent
person 2: stop doing that, thats illegal
person 1: stop being such a Copyright Police

by The Computer Nerd April 3, 2019

True Poly

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.

"My boyfriend James is a true poly because he loves and takes care of me and my friends."

by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019

Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.

Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 7, 2020

turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later

Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry

by moon n roses August 6, 2020

alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

by Urban Toby August 24, 2020

Math Policy

it means that 1×32 is always 32 , but if it was any other number like 33 × 1 , it would not equal to 32 . My math teacher tought me this lessen about math policy

I told you the definition, so you figure out how you put math policy in a sentence.

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020