Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010

Phone rape

Unwanted phone sex

Lad 1 Did you ring sherry last night
Lad 2 yeah we had phone rape

by Swiifty123 March 14, 2016

cell phone awareness

the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!

by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009

Pone phone

another way of saying, that was a FAIL.

(say to friend who just screwed something up)
ring ring, ring ring
pick up the pone phone

by goldfish are my life September 3, 2009

orgie phone call

Where several people our on their touchscreen phones and they all keep calling more people to add in the convo.all they basicaly talk about is stupid funny stuff.

Danny calls amelia and says "hey amelia orgie phone call?" Amelia says "sure why not" so then danny calls shawn and shawn calls rob n brittany.then amelia calls garrett.then to make it more fun danny calls gemanda.

by country girl swagg January 24, 2011

jailbreak phone

When a company like Metro pcs uses phones they don't sell.

I went to Metro and got my new I phone which I bought somewhere else to work when they jailbreak phone .

by Philly fasool July 18, 2016

Marianne Phone Syndrome

When your phone constantly autocorrects words unnecessarily.

Advanced stages progress to blocking or deleting words and/or whole messages.

When you type "a piece of cake" and it changes to "a walk in the park"

Marianne Phone Syndrome has struck again

by Jbird196 August 11, 2017