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pussy bandit 

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
pussy bandit by clint August 27, 2004

Pussy Nectar

The liquid that is secreted from a females vagina after an intense orgasm. This is the most sought-after juice that can touch the lips of a man or lesbian women. This is let loose after you have given a women an orgasm via one of the following methods:
a) Giving the 'Fountain of Nectar' a licking, letting your tongue dance around the lips of her pussy before going in hard and giving her clitoris the best bath it's ever had.

b) Taking your slab of meat and thrusting it into her opening. Of course you can't for get her clit, giving it a nice cockmassage, then pulling out and waiting for the juices to fly.

c) If you've already got some pussy nectar on your cock, (Or have giving your bad boy a lube) you can still go fo more by giving her a titfuck. Take her tits(Hopefully large, but not too large as to be an obsticle) and let your manhood slide in and out of those lovely lumps. This can also give you a good start if you want to work your way down.

d)Let your hand slide down her skirt, miniskirt or whatever (or just freely if she's naked) and rub the outside of her love-hole and like you do with your tongue when you're eating her out, let it gently tock the edges and then when you thik she can't stand it any longer, reach in and give her clit a nice rub, not too fast but fast enough that she orgasms hard. If you're in private (or public if you want) take off whatever is covering her pussy, and lower your month to her cunnie and suck the liquid from it.

Pussy Nectar is the most wonderful thing in the world and everyone should at least try this wonderful creation, be they male or female. This could, given the right circumstances turn a straight woman lesbian.
Pussy Nectar by pussystalker May 25, 2006

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!
Pussy/Clit Tickler by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

pussy repellant 

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.
Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...
pussy repellant by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.
That kid is the fucking pussy kryptonite.
Pussy Kryptonite by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008

pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.
Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.
pussy flakes by Jer0EM August 3, 2008