Marvel Jack

That knobhead who goes to the park with you and your mates, yells wogwan at every person there, then gives himself brain trauma with an inanimate object.

Person1: Did u hear about that fucking kid
Person2: The one who tried to look cool by running up a skateboard ramp then fucking smacking his head into it
Person1: Yeah lol, what a Marvel Jack. He can’t read or write anymore

by Dr P. Fletcher November 23, 2018

Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.

I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

jack macguire

a weeaboo bastard

that guy is such a jack macguire

by @my_inner_hollow September 1, 2017

Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

jack s.

a pull god

jack s. is just the greatest and is a pull god.

by riiiianananananiiiiii February 22, 2019

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019

Jack+Ava

Love ♡ perfect for each other no couple is better than them no one can bring them down cause they always make each other fell better. They will be together forever ♡

Jack+Ava=love♡

by JJ💕 March 7, 2019