neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.

Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.

by spatialnate August 4, 2015

Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀

“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil “

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.

I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.

Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.

We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.

by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008

Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid

Tolstoys beard is in my potato salad… gross

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023