i just shit my pants 

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

i just shit my pants by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

I'm not even mad 

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

I'm not even mad by james oberg May 24, 2008

I Quit This Bitch 

A turn of phrase coined by Inetta the Mood-Setter, a part-time DJ from WBLX-FM 92.9. After being treated like crap by the radio station and people at the station for years and then getting a shit raise, she quit on the air. She refused to take it anymore and said on air: "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

It is a term generally used to show extreme disgruntlement with a work position or used more casually at the end of the work day to denote that you are not working anymore after that point.

After being forced to work 70 hours a week with no overtime and no hope of compensation or recognition, Bob walked into his bosses office, flipped him the bird and said: "I quit this bitch!"

What? It's 4:30? I quit this bitch!

I Quit This Bitch by Haar March 20, 2008

I.A.F.F 

A union of workers, usually landscapers. They bond together in one common goal: to grieve as much as possible in order to do as little work as possible all while hornswaggling the tax payers for as much money as possible. Oh yeah, every once in a while they fight a fire.

Jarred is in the I.A.F.F.

I.A.F.F by laZfireman April 7, 2008

I have no recollection 

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

I have no recollection by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

I shit you not 

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

I shit you not by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

I'm on a roll

to be on a winning streak, to do well continuously for a certain period of time

I'm not leaving the casino now! I'm on a roll!

I'm on a roll by jelena11 February 7, 2008