Hammerfix

Referring to any (usually temporary) solution or workaround involving the abrupt use of a blunt instrument or hasty approach.

It was a hammerfix to say the least, but the bug in the accounting software no longer throws an exception when the user enters his identification sequence.

by Casey Comendant March 27, 2008

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

Hammer

A nickname for people who wreck at playing baseball

to be given the nickname hammer, you must HAMMER THE BALL!!

by Jakieth Tequan Washington December 27, 2009

hamette

Female version of a Ham. A female that is a pushover at any time for the sake of good attention which results in getting that attention and usually a good laugh.

My dog Stormy Sue is such a hamette. She will literally cozy up to anyone on the couch and lay her head on your shoulder.

Daisy Mae was a great hamette in her time by sitting on the kitchen chair next to you and giving her paw so that you would scratch her belly and would continue to do so until she was satisfied

by luvmydogz January 22, 2010

Hammerflage

Camoflage from the drunken kind. Using natural surroundings to hide an object of importance in basically plain sight from the utterly inhebreated.

I Hammerflage 'd the beer in a box under some ginger ale in the pantry, drunkerds would never look underthere.

by cant find anymore beer May 26, 2010

hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

hammaness

When girls act extremely slutty and don't know what it means to be classy.

Girl: (hooking up in the club, then going into the bathroom with the guy)

Random Guy: Ayo you saw that girl. She's taking hammaness to a whole notha level

Guy 2: What? where? I want some of that real quick

by Br00klynb0y October 15, 2010