Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009

Pakistani fly trap

A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.

God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito

Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010

I'm So Fly

The rapper way of saying that you are way cool

I'm so fly chicks wanna bang me when I drive by

by Kendall May 13, 2005

Elsie So Fly

A unique girl who is funny, smart, wise, random and crazy. She is also known as Elsie Extraordinaire ;)

Have you heard of Elsie so fly ?

by Ladedahdah February 5, 2009

flying gnarl whale

when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her look like a flying gnarl whale, with the guy's dick as the whale's horn.

dude, i actually thought my girlfriend was a whale last night, thats how good she is at giving flying gnarl whales.

by flyinggnarlwhale January 20, 2008

Giant Flying shark

The Giant flying shark is a shark that roams around attacking airplane bound for the U.S. With no officials size measured, official have estimated the shark to be the size Puerto Rico. It can be found in the cool climate of the thermosphere and mainly eats clouds. It is known to attack aircraft just for the heck of it.

I was coming back from France when i looked out the airplane window and saw a fucking giant flying shark eat a AirFrance plane.

by lucky survior February 27, 2009