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family support

A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.
Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!
by QuacksO January 2, 2017
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cheeky family

The original cheeky family hail from manchester and were born in the mid 1990's, a few years before the millenium. You will often find the cheeky family rolling off beds, throwing up, saying memorable/funny quotes such as 'turning the lights on will make everything real' - (papa cheeky 1/1/2012)

The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING
'omg look its the cheeky family walking down market street, they're so cool and cheekeh'
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family
by papa cheeky October 1, 2012
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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
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family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.
by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018
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Gaza family

That's unfortunate! If I had more than -$700 I would help! If only the creator of A.I. had been paid to create A.I.!
Hym "Oh no! If only I had been paid for A.I.! Then, hypothetically, if I had a crush on you, you could just convince me to save random Gaza family! But alas... I have -$700 because I have to forgo paying my rent until next week and pay half of my electric NOW so I don't have to worry about the electric company turning of my electricity! And then I have to shop at the dollar store for the next 2 weeks so I can conserve as much money as possible so I can, maybe, use whatever is left over from THIS paycheck to pay my rent, late, and then the rest of my electricity (or at least half in case they decide to shut it off) and get more dollar store food! So, I guess you can just handle it."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
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Family

Family are people that will always be there for you.The people you should trust the most and the people you can always count on
by ABCDEF U April 15, 2022
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The Omega Family

the omega family are a bunch of fucking nerds
by biggienigga May 28, 2019
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