by rodderx November 17, 2014
Get the ear scoutingmug. The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016
Get the Michigan Ear penetratormug. How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
Get the ear budmug. an act of intercourse where the male flips the female on her side and proceeds to stick his penis inside her ear
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
Get the ear bangmug. Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.
by Mansewer March 30, 2007
Get the queer earmug. 