Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.

Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.

by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025

Dirt book

A book with names of people you don’t like/have bad feelings towards, see also “shitlist”

“You’re in my dirt book now”
“People in my dirt book should hope to never run into me”

by katkatkatkatka May 22, 2025

Yiddish Dirt Tunnel

The action of spreading a girls ass that has not been cleaned. Upon opening one years Yiddish echo from the depths. And smearing all bowel remains on ones face like simba

Damn bro, that Jewish girl started squirming when i did ate her Yiddish dirt tunnel

by BigDBUSTER June 5, 2025

dirt legal

permission granted to put your dick into someone's dirt box

Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.

by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023