Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016

child

1- Daughter or son.
2- Living being that is the result of the union of two gametes.

My child is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Those that are the result of the procreation of her mother and her father.

My children is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Golden Child

(Similar: Indigo child, shining one, silver-child, moon-child, fire-child & sun-child).

1. A child of a divinity, (esp. a fire/light/sun one)/born from light/the sun/fire, has a golden aura, gold spiritual blood, gold spiritual eyes, light or fire powers and was destined to incarnate as a mortal on a divine mission for their divinities.

2. A light, fire or sun divinity, (such as Apollo, the Olympian sun god or his winged male muse children).

3. An angel or winged guardian of light, (such as starchild demigods or the seraphim that is destined to destroy evil as the prophecy fortold).

(They may be very humble like Jesus or vain like Apollo. It just depends on who their divine parent is).

The nurse exclaimed, 'This child is a golden child, because you can see it in the way it's eyes glow, in the sun. They shall save the world.'

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 8, 2024

child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022