grunt cake

Synonymous to poop, crap, shit. It is the product of visiting the toilet to take a crap.

I have to go lay a grunt cake.

by Ohh lala October 18, 2007

Baking Cake

In layman's terms, a colloquialism for sex (Eg. Getting Booty).

Thad: Hey I thought you were gonna be over to watch the game this after noon.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.

by Negronomics February 7, 2015

tappin' cakes

Having sexual intercourse with someone

Jack and Jill have been in the room for a while. They must be tappin' cakes.

by DLitigator February 1, 2006

cake f.m.

Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.

I was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a dick..shoot me now.

by doolinism January 20, 2011

Getting Caked

Getting your ass eaten

Emily: YO I was getting caked last night!
Sarah: Was it Ashley?!
Emily: You know it! She ate the cake like it was her birthday.

by Gustavo42069 July 6, 2020

ate the cake

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.

"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

by Quentin Lancaster April 29, 2008

fuckle cake

It's a cake...that fucks.

Your mom eats a twinky through her pussy. General me or my penis being the twinky and or fuckle cake. Mmmmm wheres the cream filing!

by pussy pumper 5000 June 26, 2007