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fuck cake was an insult which Luke Brooks said to Beau Brooks on the 3rd of November 2013
Luke tried to insult me which resulted to him calling me a "fuck cake"
by @beausno1whore November 04, 2013
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A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.
"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"
by Derek April 11, 2005
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1. An excuse to use the word fuck multiple times in a sentence.
2. A generic insult roughly equivalent to fuckhead, fuckface, etc.
1. What the motherfucking fuckcake eating fuck?
2. Go fuck yourself, you motherfucking fuckcake.
by RCanuck February 13, 2008
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1. A pastry which people fuck: related to the fetish of pastriality. "Not like bestiality...more like...pastriality." - Krista
2. A complete douche bag
"I like fuckcake, that's right, I fuck cakes. Got a problem with that?"
by Audacious P August 21, 2008
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Name of underground Washington, DC band whose hit single "Lick My Frosting" leaves everybody writhing. With a smoking front-man, an explosive ax-man (who has been called John Mayer-esque, both due to his ferocious play on the guitar and because of how out of place he seems being in a band called "Fuck Cake"), and with a functionally-retarded old man on the skins, this band of 20- and 30-something underachievers have rocked the masses from New York to Hawaii, but never so hard as when they rock the hyper-educated, upper-middle-class, drones in hometown DC.
Did you hear about that new band Fuck Cake? I wish the lead singer of Fuck Cake would give me a slunky, after the after-party.

Did you hear the new song from Fuck Cake called "It means Dick!"
by Jann Wenner, Rolling Stone April 27, 2010
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A god of sexual prowess. One who is unparalleled in his beauty and his accomplishment with women.

Antonyms: Planchet, CaptainWanker
by [Fausto]Planchet April 27, 2004
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