bacterialite

{bac-teer-ee-ul-ite}
A phrase that can be used to signify anything that is physically passable from human to human.

“Yo pass me that bacterialite, shi looking mad tasty”

by John Anthony Edwards pre December 25, 2024

Bacterial Lobotomy

Exactly what this is, by the way...

A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Bacteria

Hey! Yeah! You know what? That MUST be it!

Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.

Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.

by DukeWilfred January 23, 2025

Bacterias

A word commonly used by stupid people that doesn't know the word Bacteria is already a plural word.

There's bacterias on your hand
That's not bacterias

by Flapflap January 30, 2025

Balted

1. To be thrown or pelted at
2. To have thrown

"the gracious singing man sittin in the deep tube was balted with a rock"
"the asian man balted a rock the size of his own head down the tube"

by sugnuhcgib March 14, 2025

bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025