a sun-burnt boob
by stevemiles1234 May 06, 2011
Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.
Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*
Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*
Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
by JayReed T January 06, 2018
When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.
by Slutty Slexor January 29, 2011
The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.
by Steve Job's bitch July 01, 2003
Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.
by Extra Mayo May 19, 2015
when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit
by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016
when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.
by Zil April 12, 2006