egg magnifying glass

When you magnify eggs to make the sex better

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass

by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

Boiling eggs

The act of having sex in the bush while camping.

They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?

by Egg Boiler January 2, 2015

Eggs Benedict

An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange

Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"

by Radical Something May 16, 2018

Egg sit

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life

Gays need to take an egg sit

by #s r = 2 letters April 17, 2019

rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma January 28, 2013

Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012