Santa dirt

A person that brings bad stuff in your life.

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt

by Gobba September 16, 2017

Dirt surge

Noun Definition 1: A period during a dust bowl in which a person's house is Covered out and partially inside (the floor at

Minimal of 2 ft on the floor

My house has had a dirt surge, and I barely made it out.

by Themilofiles September 15, 2017

Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,

I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut

by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.

This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol

by K10Lover March 5, 2017

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.

look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!

by irvinesucks December 29, 2007

Dirt

A clear peace of shit

He's dirt

by Fodkhejrndn April 15, 2016