Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

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new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.

My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning

by CornershopMen November 19, 2018

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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

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Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.

Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!

by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023

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Mango Maui Surprise

While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.

"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."

by D3AD D1SCUSS10N February 4, 2010

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