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shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!
U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get
I had a high drop and got Air Shocked
by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018
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electric shock

when she sucking dat dick too good you start to do the electric shock
Nigga 1 : ayo shawt gave me the electric shock last night

Nigga 2 : what you mean bro

Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking

Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock
by johnnytest9 April 30, 2019
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Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.
I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!
by D. Y. Vetz June 5, 2019
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Stinker shock

The reaction you have when you walk into a bathroom that someone has dropped a foul dump in.
The stinker shock from the rest stop bathroom nearly took by breath away.
by Acepalilla October 10, 2019
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A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
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Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
by BigPine007 December 10, 2019
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