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squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
squirreling by Ervty August 4, 2017
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squirrelling your twert 

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.
Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.
squirreling by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

Squirreled 

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
Squirreled by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

Squirrels 

Wow Becky has some nice squirrels . I’d love to suck on those squirrels.
Squirrels by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018

Squirrelatinex 

A fun sized person of latino descent who understands Spanish slightly but really isn't fluent but is latino enough to get through life under latino privilege.
Mike is so adorbs. His squirrelatinex comes out during Latin night at feathers.

Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.
I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.