2 definitions by Ervty

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
by Ervty August 4, 2017
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A play on the "forceful ejection" meaning, instead implying that there is poop rushing from your bum (butt).
Employer: I'll give you the bum's rush!
Employee: Where I come from, we call that diarrhea.

All that fatty meat gave my the bum's rush!
by Ervty September 2, 2005
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