velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Red Sausage

When nailing a chick from behind during her period, then inserting your cock into her mouth without warning.

self-explanatory, just read the red sausage def.

by Fork69 October 23, 2007

Second-hand sausage

When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.

Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

blood sausage

1. Kiszka, a Polish sausage made with blood.

Stashu liked to eat his kiszka with eggs and ketchup.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

by ibangedyourmomsorry August 19, 2009

Yard sausage

Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.

Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!

by Chappy McBallsworth March 9, 2010

Hot Sausage

Put gasoline in the condom, light it up and stick it inside her and try your best to put it out.

“Damn, She took that hot sausage like a man.”

by BeefyQ December 21, 2017