pengu wars

it is when the world of pengu fight and take over every universe and multiverse they are an advanced group of penquins that the dumbest are as smart as the T pose gods and the smartest being as smart as GOD and then they will take over

guy:hey im watching a show called pengu wars

guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!

pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us

by is yeet a crme March 27, 2020

Pengtacles

The pentacle is the word to describe the pengest ten tenticles of the sea
10 of the pinest pengest tentacles a man could see

"Oh lordy, they are some mighty fine pengtacles you have there."

"let me see you shake those pengtacles"

by Thechickenofthesea April 6, 2020

Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.

Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.

by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020

Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”

“That man over there is such a Penguin tent”

by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020

Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.

Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*

by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Penguin

A zebra chicken

Don’t you think a panda reminds you of a penguins colours

by A user who is anonymous May 18, 2020