Morganese

when you're too high and drunk to talk properly and slur all vowels.

I couldn't understand a word, she was speaking Morganese.

her:"Wheeeeeen IIIIII waaaas leeeeeaving IIIII fell."

by Detroit Sarah July 12, 2010

Morganese

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.

You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back

by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

moganed

To be dumb enough to loan Joe Mogan money and expect to get it back.

Dan: I just loaned Joe $100.

Pat: U dumb nigga you just got Moganed!!

Dan: What a Nigga!!!

by propainter02 June 18, 2009

Morgen Ya Wee Jake!!!!!!

He is a wee jake, invented after an austrian dude said the word morgen, which was then followed by two epic dudes saying ya wee jake.

Austria Guy " Guten Morgen." Epic Dudes " Ya wee jake."

The Dudes then heard the saying Morgen Ya Wee Jake!!!!!!

by Moosgruger October 31, 2011

Moran

Those who shine in darkness.

Moran is an Irish last name.

by Onewiththeearth October 22, 2019

Morgen

Morgen is a autistic wanker. He's a bipolar prick wi no life. He's a typical moni boy who needs to stfu. The greasy hair is so bad you can ring it out and use it to deep fry chicken. He gets zero bitches.

Stop being such a Morgen!

by Sam and Han November 2, 2022

Captain Morgans' Revenge

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.

1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

by Johannarin October 23, 2011