Irish hello

When you show up unannounced both at a delightfully appropriate time and place, and things somehow work out despite every reason they shouldn't.

Man me and the boys were down south building houses, and we wanted to go to the strip club. It was 10am but we gave them the Irish hello. "This is a strip club, it's 10 in the morning. We're closed" "Well, we're here!" "Okay fine let me make a phone call".

Irish hello by pizzaknockout March 16, 2026

Irish Batman

When one leaves a gathering so silently it leaves the other attendees in a state of surprise.

Patrick said he turned around and Jeff had pulled an Irish Batman and was nowhere to be found. How rude! Not even as much as a goodbye!

Irish Batman by Jkeltge March 25, 2026

Irish Hello

The act of painting your tip red and inserting it just enough to not wake the victim

Dude I totally just got Steve with an Irish Hello

Irish Hello by StinkyRonald April 3, 2026

Irish Resignation

Not letting your employer know you are quitting your job but instead not giving any effort while continuing to receive payment and benefits until the employer figures it out on their own.

I gave my employer an Irish Resignation, never formally quit but quit giving any effort or doing any work. I have still been getting paid for 3 weeks. They will figure it out eventually.

Irish Resignation by anonymous April 9, 2026

An Irish Tale 

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

An Irish Tale by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

Cloaked Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016