Conditioning one's ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or assisted blows to them.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.
Andrew: Tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?
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Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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Get the Egg sit mug.father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
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