Cat Melojin 

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.

That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!

Cat Melojin by RobC July 14, 2003

cat-tasic 

When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)

That animal shelter was cat-tastic.

Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic

I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic

cat-tasic by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004

cat's cunt 

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

cat's cunt by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

cat piss smelling fuckhead 

1) A person that compulsivily lies. 2) A person doped up telling lies.

When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.

cat piss smelling fuckhead by NikeT1138 May 18, 2010

Cat Earthquake 

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

Cat Earthquake by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019

Cat Whisperer 

A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner

At party -

Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.

Cat Whisperer by TeamCatWhisperer December 16, 2019

cat flicker 

a: VERB- One that enjoys flicking a cats exposed anus while its tail is erected

b: ABJECTIVE- A insultive word suggesting its meaning on the victim

"a: hey greg watch me flick this cat"

"b: man your dad is such a cat flicker"

cat flicker by evlspcmk October 7, 2006