Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.
by cut the cards August 3, 2022
Get the card trick mug.this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
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Me: *uno reverse card*
Bully: IU IUD O HIUOX o OUIG Tyi oce iuG guyi!!!!!!!
Me: *uno reverse card*
Bully: IU IUD O HIUOX o OUIG Tyi oce iuG guyi!!!!!!!
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Get the Uno Reverse Card mug.Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.
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by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022
Get the Phone card mug.Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
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