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coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
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Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager
Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee
by EmJayee February 6, 2018
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Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry
by adzy88 October 3, 2025
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Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits
Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!
by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024
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Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it
"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE
by Ayy24 June 22, 2018
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Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.
by Coffee Association November 14, 2020
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