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diesel beer

Hardcore beer for hardcore men. Never has the word light in the title
Hand me a diesel beer pledge, not your pussy light beer.
by Gmoney24 October 3, 2017
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beer soup

The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.

Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.
"Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"

Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"
by Kayne Wonderlust September 17, 2008
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beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!
Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!
by Rich April 18, 2004
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Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.
"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011
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Beer Shank

The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante
"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"
by Certified Badman March 14, 2009
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Safety Beer

A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.

Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013
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beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.
bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on
by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011
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