Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.

"Bro i'm off my turk now"

by Whalemantis July 6, 2024

The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.

Bro I completed the Golden Turkey last night.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Getting a Turkey

Having sex three days in a row.

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024

Donk-Monk-Turk

Donk-Monk-Turk was a word combination of Donkey, Monkey and Turkey two animal names with ending of the word "key"

Look I'm feeding to the Donk-Monk-Turk a creature that looks strange

by Kostya The Wordmaker December 2, 2024

Roman U-Turn

When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.

I think that car is going the wrong way on I-95… . I’ll bet he does a Roman U-turn.

by Hover501 December 10, 2024