shizzle my nizzle

To take part in sexual activities such as masturbation or to have sex with another person. Shizzle meaning "having sex" and nizzle being the vagina or penis etc.

"Go Shizzle the Nizzle"
or
"Shizzle my Nizzle"

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by IDKbecauseREASONS March 18, 2016

fuck my camel

An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".

Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.

by JackFoxRox March 18, 2016

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

my beasty

My man that is powerful strong handsome heavily tattooed who is protective of those he loves

Beasty; a woman's significant other with a powerful presence, loving and protective nature with a unique appearance. my beasty

by My Beasty March 21, 2016

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority

Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.

by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019