The John Redcorn 

When a man fucks his girlfriend on her period, cums inside of her then takes a handful of the cum/blood solution smacks her with it, then finger paints with the mix. The man then proceeds to eat her out repeatedly. After this ordeal they cuddle in the mess they have created.

The John Redcorn is really one of those things you have to try for yourself

The John Redcorn by Zachownsyou June 15, 2011

Bull-to-the-junkie 

What somebody may say when they don't wanna say "Bull-shit", or anything like that.

Guy1: You know Justin Bieber?
Guy2: Yeah, what about him?
Guy1: He won the Artist of the Year award the other day.
Guy2: What?! That's such bull-to-the-junkie.

Bull-to-the-junkie by MrCybrody January 12, 2011

Horgan, King of the Jews 

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life

Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews

Horgan, King of the Jews by applesaucejohnjohn November 21, 2010

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" 

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a [small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.

Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.

I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.

The Jonas Brothers by penis2.0 October 8, 2008

trunk in the junk 

A large genital package.

That boy's got a trunk in the junk.

trunk in the junk by B. Leonard July 24, 2008

Cap the jew 

Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.

Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew

Cap the jew by Sam gofton December 29, 2007