Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

Boat-Barn

When you move back to your hometown for the pandemic and bang the husband of your high-school bully.

I boat-barn.

by BPF_1980 April 4, 2021

Boat licc

Boat licc is a meaning of crap and shit for from the impostor

guy:u know boat licc
guy2:wtf is boat licc
guy:among us
guy2:I'm gonna fucking kill u

guy:lol

by Rouxyman April 6, 2021

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

BOAT

Stands for Best Of All Time

You are my BOAT.

by Dani_Rulz1221 April 26, 2021