Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.
Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".
Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".
"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."
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My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.
by arf79 August 27, 2024
Get the square mug.That's a bitch who's either too oblivious to know or too scared to try out most of the kinkier and more adventurous activities in life that she actually would love to do if she knew how to and/or was more bold and honest with herself about her true desires. She'll also usually either publicly or privately criticise people who are more adventurous and daring than she is, which in fact is a ploy she uses to disguise her jealousy.
Gary: Can you believe Laura totally made up the story of Jake hitting on her?
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
Get the Square Bitch mug.A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
Get the Square Bitch mug.She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.
2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
Get the Square Bitch mug.Square bitches are often found in the company of fellow squares as misery loves company.
Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
I don't have the Madonna/Whore complex. I believe there're hot bitches and square bitches though and I'll choose a hot bitch everyday everytime
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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