reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

reverse poopcow

pooping sitting back wards on the toilet with my laptop on top of the tank.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Taking a poop
Bob: But you're on facebook chat
Fred: Reverse poopcow position

by shamrockkid29 November 12, 2010

Reverse Fasting

A term often used when someone doesn't poop for a very long time. It can become an addiction or... simply because they can not poop

Hey dog, you should try reverse fasting. Everyone is doing it.

by Devan McKinley November 22, 2010

reverse deposit

A covertly communicated intent to make an ATM withdrawal as prerequisite to making an illegal, immoral, or unethical purchase; specifically if stating a more common phrase, "...I need to hit the ATM..." for example, would generate unwelcome interest in the arrangement being made; the interest would come from perhaps an undercover officer, police informant, or NSA/DEA agent randomly eavesdropping.

"I just need to make a reverse deposit, then I'll be right over to play some 8-ball. So rack 'em up."

by Elle Grant October 2, 2005

reverse slider

The art of excretion while sitting on the toilet backwards. Usually performed as a prank on a friends bathroom. Usually difficult to clean up

"We went round to Dave's place and decided to slip his bathroom a reverse slider"

by Part time Dr Phil December 10, 2007

Reverse Blowfish

Sucking in your big fat gut when an attractive female walks by.

Oh no! Here comes Kim. Quick, reverse blowfish.

by Hadu April 18, 2013

reverse sexiled

When you are unable to have sex in either of your rooms because people are in there.

My roommate's watching youtube videos of giraffes playing ball, and your roommate's eating stale cookies which he wants to eat in private because he's ashamed, so I guess we're reverse sexiled. We'll go find a bathroom or something.

by Kvothe_Songrunner April 21, 2013