french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.

"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."

french vasectomy by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009

French House 

A bordello that specializes in oral sex.

"This ain't no French house," she said as she kicked the girl out. (paraphrased as used by William Faulkner)

French House by Blizzardguy October 26, 2012

french stories

An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.

MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.

Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.

french stories by masked bandit September 1, 2006

French disease

A venereal disease, especially syphilis.

That prostitute gave me the french disease.

French disease by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

french tea 

Another name for orange juice

Barry: So, what's that you're drinking Larry?
Larry: It's French Tea, Barry.

french tea by sheriff_cahill September 5, 2008

French Woof 

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

French Woof by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

French Cucumber by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010