face froster

A man's penis

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

by anonymous0909090909 August 2, 2010

Face-forearm

When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.

P1: I just said mutant...
P2: What's a mutan?
P1: M-U-T-A-N-T
P2: OH!!! *face-forearm*

by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

face hamster

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

by Kwand July 31, 2016

Face Fedora

an e-cigarette

Look that that douche with his face fedora, why not just smoke a real one like an adult.

by Canonical douche October 4, 2016

Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

facebliss

When you post staged pictures of your life to impress friends and family about how great your life is

Damn, did you see that post from Chaniqua in a bikini on the Empire State Building? She is an accountant in a basement...total facebliss.

by Clavenson June 14, 2018