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family talk

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.
"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."

"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."
by Orange County Jimmy November 6, 2012
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Family

Family is people who like to murder each other for fun.
My family and I own a slaughterhouse where we murder kids.
by Alexaiom February 21, 2023
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Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me
by raspersnacks May 21, 2011
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Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
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FAMILY

All the humans who share genetic similarities, and Turkey at Thanksgiving. Also the humans one finds most difficult to love and live with peaceably.
I'm enjoying the holidays with family
by Dreadnought 99 November 19, 2021
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Multigenerational Satanist families

Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.
The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020
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