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Boston Cream 

The practice of spurting gonorrheic discharge ("gleet") into a vagina ("filling the doughnut"), and then eating it out. This is usually accomplished first by acquiring the bacteria neisseria gonorrhoeae from a promiscuous partner and letting it fester for a period of at least six weeks. Next, the unsuspecting female victim is wooed into engaging in sexual intercourse without ever having been told of the existence of the penile colony ("the Mayflower"). Finally, the vagina is filled with creamy yellowish hate (which ultimately oozes out much like a Boston Cream doughnut), to be enjoyed through a bit of cunnilingus.
"I gave her the Boston Cream last year, and after the lawsuit settles, I'm going to chow down on a second helping."
Boston Cream by monster.co.ck June 13, 2009
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Ice Cream Sandwich 

An action in sex, where a man ejaculates in between the breasts of a well endowed girl of brown-black skin tone, hence symbolizing the two sweet chocolate wafers and the gooey white center in between
I would love to give an ice cream sandwich to that black chick Mmmmmmmm!

snow cream 

Ice cream made from fresh snow, so light and delicious as to be nearly impossible.
This is too good be snow cream! It's Jesus Spooge!
snow cream by Straif July 30, 2008

Custard Cream 

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.
That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.
Custard Cream by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

meaningless cream 

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.
Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream
meaningless cream by JP$ September 30, 2003

canal cream 

The lubricating fluid present within a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.

See cunt juice.
1. Besides, you get her going for some piss clit action and her canal cream is gonna have a stronger scent than the few drops of piss on her clit!

2. Canal cream FTW!

3. mmmmmm canal cream........... That's like some sort of Ice Cream flavor isn't it?
canal cream by Ghostwulfe July 4, 2005