Bidet

The act of spitting a fluid into your partner's asshole.

"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)

by J's A's August 1, 2019

Bidet

Giving yourself a bidet

When you poop and the toilet water splashes up at your butthole

Guy 1: I just gave myself a bidet!
Guy 2: you must’ve had a huge poop!

by boboobobobob December 6, 2019

Bidet-ing

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole

Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now

by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

Bedebede

It means your ugly

Adam is bedebede.

by DEKEES October 30, 2020

Biden Babies

A name for all the babies made in celebration of removal of the Fanta Facist from office and the election of Joe Biden.

Boomers who? I'm one of them Biden Babies. (2038 probably)

by BewareTehBear November 6, 2020

Bidenton

Simpleton and Joe Biden supporter mixture. Someone so dumb they voted for an idiot that never leaves his basement to campaign . This same idiot loves socialism and " free" shit paid for by the working man .

I can't believe this bidenton voted for someone that failed to win the presidency twice . Does this bidenton realize this guy can't put whole sentences together. Fuck this bidenton elected a guy in his basement eating ginger snaps and watching matlock reruns

by The woke republican November 7, 2020

Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.

I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.

by You rReal Name November 14, 2020