North American Bald Beaver

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.

Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"

by locutus89 February 22, 2009

Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Beanor

A Hispanic person living in the united states. The term "beanor" comes from the idea that they supposedly eat lots of beans.

Dammit you beanor, why do you always smell like tacos?

by edwarding December 31, 2011

feed the beaver

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her hairy little beaver. if the puntang is shaven see feed the kitty

I love playing feed the beaver with Candi at the strip club

by Da Snake August 27, 2006

beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

beaver diving

Putting your dick in a vagina.

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004