Couch-Balls

When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.

Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"

Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"

by rocketman4000 July 20, 2011

Saltwater Balls

Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.

DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014

cheeze balls

A mixture of cocaine and cheeze.

We were up all night doing cheeze balls, thats cocaine and cheeze.

by Reservation 156 March 2, 2008

Yeti Balls

1. (verb) When someone tea bags a girls mouth then promptly teabags an adjacent surface leaving behind a hairy impression to be found later.

2. (noun) An overly hairy ball sack.

I yeti balled Cynthia last night. You can still see the imprint on her face and pillow.

We notice at the gym that Peter had some serious yeti balls.

by gregulater September 8, 2009

Gumbo balls

The smell of your nuts after a good sweat. Smells like gumbo.

Damn Pat you got the gumbo balls!

by OctobersunGene April 16, 2010

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.

Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.

by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011

farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.

Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.

by manny420 October 30, 2013