Couch-Balls 

When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.

Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"

Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"

Couch-Balls by rocketman4000 July 20, 2011

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

cruch my balls 

i beg

i want you to cruch my balls

cruch my balls by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

Cup your balls and cough by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

Cooch Ball 

When your vaginal area has been been so torn up, it is swolen and appears as a ball between the legs

Matt: Damn taylor, you must be a slut!

Taylor: Why do you say that?

Matt: You have a huge cooch ball

Cooch Ball by Fuck Head! April 3, 2009

Coach Bails

The absolute goat of all track coaches in the entire observable universe; none come close.

Katy Tompkins: “I fear no soul.”

“Coach Bails is coming.”

Katy Tompkins: “…”

Coach Bails by trackfreshmanslayer March 9, 2026